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THE COURT OF VIBES

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What to Eat Settlement

Official Document • Do Not Discard

PlaintiffPlaintiff
DefendantDefendant

— The Preamble —

Whereas the Plaintiff's hunger levels are critical and the Defendant's suggestion of "whatever" is legally inadmissible, this Settlement is enacted to prevent starvation.

— Terms & Conditions —

  1. The Defendant must select one option from the three proposed by the Plaintiff. "Whatever" is struck from the record.
  2. Claiming "I am not hungry" does not waive the Plaintiff's right to the Fry Tax (approx. 30% of Defendant's food).
  3. Violation results in the mandatory consumption of a pineapple pizza (or equivalent culinary punishment) in solitary confinement.
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