Bureau of Relationship Management
THE COURT OF VIBES
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Affidavit of Anti-Ick Behavior
Official Document • Do Not Discard
— The Preamble —
To prevent the sudden and irreversible loss of attraction known as 'The Ick', the undersigned solemnly swears to maintain a baseline of coolness.
— Terms & Conditions —
- The undersigned promises never to run for a bus with a backpack that is bouncing too much (it looks goofy).
- The undersigned shall never clap when the airplane lands. That is distinct "NPC behavior."
- The undersigned agrees that wearing skinny jeans in 2026 constitutes a material breach of this contract.
Seal of
Vibes
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